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I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.
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i still dont know how to study for math
(via gloomyteens)
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fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:
I don’t know about you folks, but when people don’t know things I don’t murder them. I just start talking really quickly.
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BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES
LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.
RIGHT EAR: English version.
(via stupefykatniss)
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES
LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.
RIGHT EAR: English version.
(via stupefykatniss)
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I think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself
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first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
